An Open Letter From The UFO Videos Released by the Department of Defense

A still of the video from a Navy pilot’s camera. PHOTOGRAPH: U.S. DEPARTMENT OF DEFENSE


I’m sorry, are we boring you?

Because we remember a lot of you were going to “storm area 51” not so long ago.

But OK. Whatever. We get it.

It’s the end of April and you’ve been stuck inside teaching your kids Algebra between Zoom meetings and your third Jack…